I Need to Stop Jacking Off So Much

I jacked off twice yesterday morning while my girlfriend was asleep. During the evening, she made it clear that she was horny as hell and wanted to fuck. Honestly, I just wanted to relax, play video games and do jack shit. I wasn’t really that horny.

Finally, at about 10 at night, I fucked her in the ass. It felt like it was going to take forever to cum. First of all, I was having trouble staying hard, because again, I just didn’t give a fuck. If I had not came harder than hell yesterday morning, it wouldn’t have been a problem, but that wasn’t the case.

As much as I love women’s asses, especially the pure, musky scent after a long day and licking them after a nice, thorough shower, vaginal sex feels five billion times better than anal. My girlfriend is more into having me fuck her asshole than I am! The reason for anal-only is due to a lack of condoms, and even though in the past I felt like I’m a black belt in pulling out, we’ve had a couple of scares due to her being late in her cycle, so yeah.

Just getting inside was annoying enough. She has a super tight asshole. Feels like I’m pushing my dick against a brick wall attempting to get in with cheap lube, which softens me up so I have to hotdog her until I harden up again.

The funny thing is — it’s funny because of the content of my blog — I fucked her in the ass while we were lying on our left sides. On the dresser, there’s a picture of her sister in her graduation gown and a collage their hot cousin Kimberly. I stared at the picture of Kimberly in these tight jeans, imagining how stinky her asshole must have been after a long day, how musky it would have been if I were to bend her over and smell her through the back of them. I got close to cumming to thinking about that, then I just… couldn’t.

Finally, I started imagining that I got to spend a weekend with my cousin Sarah and she let me worship her fat ass… I kept imagining that I was fucking her in the ass instead. I finally came. Hard. But damn, it took long enough.

I probably sound like a terrible boyfriend. Maybe I am. Or maybe I’m just a human being who encounters error often.

Moral of the story: I need to stop jacking off so much, and I really want to fuck Maria and Kimberly… and my hot 37-year-old cousin Sarah. I’d sniff all three of their assholes, given the chance.

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I Want to Sniff This Girl’s Asshole Through Her Sweatpants

Call them pajama pants or whatever, but I’m taking an evening class once a week that lasts about four hours.

There’s a girl in there. Her name is Taylor. She’s 22. She’s married. And every week, she wears a pair of sweatpants to class. Typically, I think it’s trashy to dress like that, but I think she’s hot and has a super nice ass. I want to bend her over, rest my nose on the middle-back of her sweatpants and sniff her shithole through the back of them. Of course, I really want to pull them down and sniff her asshole itself, but I really, really, really want to find out what kind of musk she’s packing.

I think there’s a potential shot to be had with her. Even though she’s married, she smiles at me intently, looks at me a little longer than usual and I’ve noticed her looking me up and down. I haven’t made a move yet, because I’d like to get to know her more. I just really want to smell her asshole through the back of her sweatpants. We don’t even have to fuck. I just want to sniff her asshole and maybe oil her ass up and hotdog it (slide the shaft of my cock between her ass cheeks and hump her until I nut).

Of course, I would love to fuck Taylor’s brains out, but it would be good enough being able to take in the pungence of the dirtiest, most private part of her body.

There’s another girl with an incredible ass in there, too, who always wears yoga pants. Holy fuck. They wrap around her ass perfectly. I would love to know what she smells like.

I just love the natural scent of a woman’s asshole. I’m not into the smell of shit. I just love that musky, feminine scent. I’m an ass addict.

My Ass Sniffing Hierarchy of Sexy Women

I love the smell of a woman’s ripe, feminine, pheromonal, musky asshole. I’m not into the smell of shit, but if I’m sniffing her dirty panties and there’s a 85:15 musk to scat ratio, that’s OK. I’ll still get harder than a rock. I don’t know how this became my number one fetish. During my formative years, I masturbated thinking about smelling, licking and worshiping Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler’s buttholes. When Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” music video came out, I started cumming buckets thinking about her ass and what it smelled like. When Nelly Furtado went full whore in 2006 (not an insult) starting with “Promiscuous Girl” and showing her fat ass off, I started emptying my balls to her.

If anybody is to be the reason for this fetish, it’s probably my cousins Sarah and Rachel. They are both tall, thick and have big butts. Whenever I had access to their dirty panties, I loved sniffing the back of them, imagining how they’d ride between their butt cheeks and attract the musk of their holes. The smell made me cum. Rachel and Sarah were in their 20s then; they are in their late 30s (Sarah) and early 40s (Rachel) now. I’d still sniff their assholes if they asked me to. Girls with big butts have stinkier assholes than girls with smaller ones.. those big cheeks almost pressed together allow for little ventilation, which means more sweat and odor is trapped there… pheromonal musk…

My first love cemented the fact that I can never, ever be with a woman who isn’t 100% in to allowing me to smell her asshole. She was American, but had a Portuguese background from her dad’s side of the family. She was into colorguard (much like my current girlfriend’s hot ass cousin Kimberly) and would allow me to smell her asshole when practice or all-day competitions was over. She’d be tired and would lie down on her stomach while I just spent as much time as I wanted smelling her stinky asshole. She would beg me to. She got super wet whenever she’d feel my breath exhale on her pussy when I sniffed her filthy stinkhole. She’s still, to the this day, the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen or have been with. The relationship ended because she’s a liar and a cheater; she became obsessed with making her folks happy, which destroyed our relationship. Since then, she’d had multiple offspring by two different dudes. I mean, her big ass would make any heterosexual man nut hard and obviously make it difficult to pull out. I just wonder if they sniffed her asshole, too.

My current girlfriend is 100% all in, as well. However, it took me a year into the relationship to have the courage to admit to my ass sniffing fetish, but after I did, she became more and more into it as time ensued. When she was working retail in a place with terrible air conditioning, she’d come home, and say, “Smell my dirty shithole” and I’d sniff her through the back of her jeans before moving on to sniffing her through her panties before removing them and rubbing my nose all over her sweat-riddled, stinky rosebud.

I love sniffing women’s butts. The smell is amazing.

I don’t feel bad about desiring other women, because I want to watch my girlfriend get plowed by multiple big, black cocks. She wants this, too. We’ve even masturbated to the thought of my best friend drilling her as well. But every time we finish fucking, I finger her and she rubs her clit while browsing big, black cock .gif images on Tumblr or she’ll watch white sluts getting destroyed by black guy on porn sites. She has a gaping asshole fantasy. I have a fairly good sized cock, but only a massive black cock can give her that. Thinking about her being with black men makes me cum. So, with that said, whenever I go after other women, I don’t feel bad about it.

I have two ass sniffing hierarchies where I rank the hot women in my life and the female celebrities whose assholes I would love to sniff.

Women from my life whose assholes I want to sniff:

1 UNDISPUTED. My first love (again): Can’t help it. She was the first. She’s still hot today, despite popping out two offspring. She’s a MILF and her ass is still A1. I bet it smells even worse today than what it did when we were together. I’d love to find out. I want to smell her so badly.

2A. My cousin Sarah: She’s 37 and still so fucking hot. Her ass is still mesmerizing to watch. I want to smell it, inhale it, lick it, slobber all over it, lube it up, fuck it and bust a nut deep inside of her shitter. I also want to glaze her face with my cum after she sucks my cock. She looks like a wicked cocksucker, from the look on her face to the way she sexually acts. I’d love to sniff Sarah’s shithole and fuck her.

2B. My cousin Rachel: She’ll be 41 soon. Even though she’s put on a little weight over the years, I’d still sniff her asshole, fuck her, have her suck my cock and blast a load all over her face. I know her asshole stinks, because I’ve smelled her panties after she’s been out at night sweating.

3A. My girlfriend’s cousin Kimberly: Much like my first love, she’s into colorguard. I would give just about anything to rub my nostrils on her sweat-caked shithole after a long day of practice at her college. I smelled her filthy, disgusting panties back in May, and even rolled them up into a ball and stuffed them in my mouth and sucked on them while I shot cum all over myself. She’s soooo hot.

3B. My girlfriend’s sister Maria: The only reason she isn’t the undisputed #3 is because of Kimberly. Kimberly’s butt is bigger than Maria, and plus, Kimberly wears tight clothing to show it off more. It’s very possible that if Maria wore more revealing clothing, she’d supercede Kimberly here. I mean, Maria has a MASSIVE pair of titties. I mean, they aren’t back breakers, but they are really big and 100% natural. I know this doesn’t pertain to butt sniffing, but I would love to suck on her nipples, tittyfuck her and cum all over her titties. She doesn’t like showing her cleavage, but I’ve seen her tits (not whole… but damn, I want to see them whole, naked) and she’s caught me in the past, and they look delicious. I wish she wore more revealing clothing.

If she wore tighter pants, her ass would look amazing, too. I’ve sniffed her dirty panties before, even smelling her shit stained panties a couple of times in the past. Much like my girlfriend and her family, she doesn’t shower every single day, and will sometimes go even two days of no showering. I was weirded out about that at first, but since she leaves her dirty, disgusting panties out and about and I get to smell them and masturbate to her shithole musk, I don’t mind at all. I would love, love, love to smell Maria’s butthole after a long, hot summer’s day.

I’ll update this later. I need to go masturbate.

In-Law Incest/BBC Interracial Fantasies and I Fucked My Aunt (In a Dream)

I haven’t thought about fucking my aunt in a while. I was never jacking off to her constantly or anything, but in the past I have pumped cum thinking about creampie’ing her. I’ve even came into her panties years ago.

But a couple of nights ago, I had a vivid dream about fucking her. She was sitting on a barstool, totally naked, and I was slowly pumping my cock in and out of her while she let out soft, drawn out moans. We kissed and I sucked on her nipples. I woke up harder than hell, more-so than I’d woken up in a long time. I went to my computer, pulled up my go-to picture of her from the beach where her big titties are on display and busted a monster nut thinking about engaging in some classic aunt/nephew incest. If she ever offered me sex, I’d bend her over and pound her pussy in a heartbeat. I actually think that’s what she needs: to be fucked like a hot woman.

We are going back down south soon. I can’t wait to smell my girlfriend’s sister’s dirty panties. Outside of the good food, it’s what I look forward to the most, because she always leaves them in the corner of the bathroom, piled up. I can always hope for their cousin’s dirty panties as well, but she doesn’t always come over. The thing that drives me wild is, they all don’t shower every single day. Maria (girlfriend’s sister) will go a day or two without showering. Sometimes she’ll wear the same panties and sometimes she’ll switch.

I love it when Maria has stains on her panties. I don’t care if you think it’s disgusting. I love, love, love smelling the back end of her panties and thinking about how they’ve been pressed against her shithole in the deep south heat for longer than a day. The musky pheromones are intense. Sure, the science on pheromones in humans is inconclusive, but there’s a reason her raw, natural, feminine, pheromonal stench makes my cock ache. I love looking at her in the eye and thinking to myself how I know what her shithole smells like. I love that knowledge, because it’s the dirtiest, most private part of her body, and I know what it smells like. More than anything, I want to bend both her and their cousin Kim over and smell their assholes after a long, hot day just to take in their pheromones and have that dirty, personal knowledge of what they smell like. They are college girls now. I want to fuck them both.

I’m sure the people reading this are thinking, “This goddamn jackass has a girlfriend and is jacking off to all this instead!”

Well, to be fair, both my girlfriend and I both have an extreme fantasy about a big black cock dominating and fucking the shit out of her (my girlfriend). I want to watch.

Every time my girlfriend orgasms, she’s on Tumblr rubbing her clit to big black cock related things.

She’s chubby/thick, 5’1″ and has dirty blonde hair with blue eyes. I’ve fantasized about my girlfriend being destroyed by a big, black cock ever since we first met, when she told me how she doesn’t believe in interracial relationships, and how she has racist parents. But the dead giveaway was when she had interracial porn on her old laptop. Makes me cum like a freight train thinking about her getting destroyed by a BBC, and she knows it!

Whenever she jacks me off, I ask her to tell me about our BBC fantasy, about how she loves black men. She knows that I want to watch her get destroyed by a massive black cock, and how I want her to stare at me in the eyes while she gets drilled, while she soaks his black meat in her cunt juices and orgasms on his cock. I want my girlfriend to orgasm on a black cock so badly. The thought of her sucking and fucking a BBC is in my top 3 fantasies.

The only thing she says she refuses to do is kiss him. She won’t kiss him. However, in my fantasy, she’s riding his dick with her arms wrapped around him, and in the heat of the moment she locks lips with him. I can’t help it. I want to watch my girlfriend kiss a black guy while his big, black cock is shooting a load into her aching racist cunt.

I’m so hard right now just thinking about it, I’m gonna have to go jack off to it.

Some of the Women on Reddit’s GoneWild Subreddits are Morons

If you are a grown woman and show off your sexy body on GoneWild-esque NSFW subreddits, it is reasonable that you should expect men (and some women) to make lewd, crude, sexually explicit comments.

I just saw this Canadian whore post a slew of pictures. She showed her face wearing sunglasses where her big ol’ titties are rocking out. Now, MILFs aren’t my favorite, but she made me hard. I figured she was 43 years old until she mentioned the 84 in her username was a reference to 1984. Wow. She looks 10 years older than what she is.

Regardless, she still had a nice body.

I saw some guy write that she was sexy and that he’d love to bust a nut all over her face and watch the cascade of nut drip onto her titties.

Again, posting in a NSFW subreddit that is inevitably going to cause a horde of people to masturbate to you will obviously yield those comments.

I agree with him. I’d like to do the same.

She simply commented back, “Gross dude”.

What a dumbfuck. Don’t publicly post in such places on the world wide web where you will get those comments and then react negatively to them. Goddamn dumbass.

There’s a lot of reasonable women on those subreddits who actually love those comments. They post those pictures not only for the attention and compliments but also to get viewers off.

People who get mad when they pose nude and then get those comments are fucking retards. She is. Instant turnoff.

There’s another babe who posts her big, ol’ beautiful booty often. It’s a perfect ass. I would love to lick it, sniff it, smell it and inhale it, but she acts like a total prude to people who compliment her. But oh, she’s on there for the attention? You betcha. Utter dumbass.

Happy 4th.

Yesterday, I Saw The Girl I’ve Always Wanted to Fuck

I was out with my girlfriend, grocery shopping, yesterday when — near the end of our time there — at the end of an aisle I saw Cienna, the girl I’ve probably jacked off and busted nuts to about 50+ times in the last few years.

A few years ago, I discovered her on Facebook (mutual friends) and thought she was hot as hell. I jacked off to her pictures and have done so, off and on, ever since.

A few years ago I went back to college (I’m 26 now). Last year, I had to take chemistry as part of getting my degree. As luck would have it, in the spring of 2016 I the chemistry lecture and lab class with Cienna. She was even sexier in person, wearing tight, dark jeans and leggings on some days.

I will never forget the day she wore leggings during a lab class. Good lord. I think my brain short circuited a few times.

To put it succinctly and ever so boldly without a filter: Cienna is one of the top 3 women whose ass I would love to sniff, smell, inhale, kiss, lick, slobber all over, worship and fuck!

I had my own lab partner, and another girl in the class I was interested with, but I did have a couple of interactions with Cienna, just in passing. I was cordial, respectful, obviously. At the time — and sometimes even now — I couldn’t believe that I had a class with a girl that I’d never met before that I’d spent so much time pumping my cock to! I never pursued her, because at the time she had a boyfriend… and I guess I’m not exactly her type, anyway, if you compare me to him, as I’m rather rugged looking (hairy as hell + facial hair + classic masculine traits) and he is/was boyish as hell looking. In fact, I think he’s a year younger than her!

Anyway, after the semester, I sent her a friend request on Facebook. She never accepted it, albeit she never deleted the request either. Meh, it is what it is. I was hoping she’d accept just so maybe I’d encounter some more pictures of her to cum to. I felt like she never accepted my friend request because either 1.) she forgot about who I was, or 2.) she just didn’t know enough to add me as a friend on Facebook, which is fine. Unfortunate, but fine.

Anywho, last night, at the grocery store, obviously the reasoning is likely the second one over the first one…

When we went down the aisle where I saw her, she was wearing a blue tank top and a little pair of shorts that looked incredible around her nice ass. My brain damn near short circuited again. She was with her parents, it seemed, as she must have been in, visiting, from the college she transferred to (the semester must be over). I almost felt like my girlfriend caught me looking.

When we went to go check out, they were right behind us! I didn’t look at Cienna or make eye contact, but as my girlfriend and I were walking to my car, my girlfriend asked, “Did you know that girl or something?” I said, “Huh? Why?!” and she said, “Because she kept staring at you like she knew you or something. Or maybe staring at you because she wanted to get to know you…”

My girlfriend is super fucking jealous, and I mean suuuuuuper fucking jealous.

Truth is, she probably just noticed and remembered me from chemistry last year. You know, it would be pretty awesome if she (Cienna) wanted to ‘get to know me’… I would gladly, and I mean gladly, allow that to happen in accordance to what my girlfriend believed in her paradigm of all that.

I just told my little lady, “She looks familiar; I don’t know…”

I was so horny last night that I jacked off to Cienna twice.

I just wish she’d accept my friend request.

And then let me sniff and lick her delectable, sweaty, musky, pheromonal ridden shithole.

My Girlfriend Needs to Fuck Black Men

Yes. Black men. Plural.

I’ve always had this fetish when it comes to significant others. Ever since my first girlfriend, I’ve imagined her/them fucking other men. I busted so many nuts fantasizing about my first love getting destroyed by big, black cocks. Then again, hell, I used to cum to the fantasy of my first love getting fucked by her father. So.. yeah.

I can’t help it. Guess I’m just super kinky/horny and have a shithorde of fantasies.

My girlfriend’s ripe ass. I took this picture a few months ago. We’d spent the entire day riding around and she said she sweated a lot. I’d love to see a black man with a big, black cock remove that stinky thong before licking her tight asshole and going balls deep in her snowbunny pussy, drilling her as she gets her cunt juices all over his BBC.

My girlfriend’s ripe ass. I took this picture a few months ago. We’d spent the entire day riding around and she said she sweated a lot. I’d love to see a black man with a big, black cock remove that stinky thong before licking her tight asshole and going balls deep in her snowbunny pussy, drilling her as she gets her cunt juices all over his BBC. Her asshole was so musky in that pic. Musky in the best way possible Feminine, pheromonal musk.

When I first met Dana, I’ll never forget when she told me she didn’t believe in interracial mixing/marriages. Literally immediately, I was fantasizing about her getting dominated by big, fat, black cocks.

I knew her southern motivated racism was derived from her parents. They influenced that. She’s originally from the deep south. The fantasy of her rebelling against her parents’ racist wishes and getting dominated by a black man drove (drives) me insane! I knew she inherently loved big, black cock from the minute she showed me the porn she watches and I saw the interracial ones.

When we were fucking one day, I initiated conversation towards about how she’d fuck any dick I told her to. She said, “Mhm” and I said, “But you want the big, fat black ones the most” and she admitted it.

I want to get her a big, black dildo so that we can continue this fantasy.

I can’t help it. I want to fuck her sister and her cousin. I want her to get ate out and fingered by my butch, lesbian cousin. And I want her, Dana, to get dominated by a big, black cock and cum all over it.