I Need to Stop Jacking Off So Much

I jacked off twice yesterday morning while my girlfriend was asleep. During the evening, she made it clear that she was horny as hell and wanted to fuck. Honestly, I just wanted to relax, play video games and do jack shit. I wasn’t really that horny.

Finally, at about 10 at night, I fucked her in the ass. It felt like it was going to take forever to cum. First of all, I was having trouble staying hard, because again, I just didn’t give a fuck. If I had not came harder than hell yesterday morning, it wouldn’t have been a problem, but that wasn’t the case.

As much as I love women’s asses, especially the pure, musky scent after a long day and licking them after a nice, thorough shower, vaginal sex feels five billion times better than anal. My girlfriend is more into having me fuck her asshole than I am! The reason for anal-only is due to a lack of condoms, and even though in the past I felt like I’m a black belt in pulling out, we’ve had a couple of scares due to her being late in her cycle, so yeah.

Just getting inside was annoying enough. She has a super tight asshole. Feels like I’m pushing my dick against a brick wall attempting to get in with cheap lube, which softens me up so I have to hotdog her until I harden up again.

The funny thing is — it’s funny because of the content of my blog — I fucked her in the ass while we were lying on our left sides. On the dresser, there’s a picture of her sister in her graduation gown and a collage their hot cousin Kimberly. I stared at the picture of Kimberly in these tight jeans, imagining how stinky her asshole must have been after a long day, how musky it would have been if I were to bend her over and smell her through the back of them. I got close to cumming to thinking about that, then I just… couldn’t.

Finally, I started imagining that I got to spend a weekend with my cousin Sarah and she let me worship her fat ass… I kept imagining that I was fucking her in the ass instead. I finally came. Hard. But damn, it took long enough.

I probably sound like a terrible boyfriend. Maybe I am. Or maybe I’m just a human being who encounters error often.

Moral of the story: I need to stop jacking off so much, and I really want to fuck Maria and Kimberly… and my hot 37-year-old cousin Sarah. I’d sniff all three of their assholes, given the chance.

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I Want to Sniff This Girl’s Asshole Through Her Sweatpants

Call them pajama pants or whatever, but I’m taking an evening class once a week that lasts about four hours.

There’s a girl in there. Her name is Taylor. She’s 22. She’s married. And every week, she wears a pair of sweatpants to class. Typically, I think it’s trashy to dress like that, but I think she’s hot and has a super nice ass. I want to bend her over, rest my nose on the middle-back of her sweatpants and sniff her shithole through the back of them. Of course, I really want to pull them down and sniff her asshole itself, but I really, really, really want to find out what kind of musk she’s packing.

I think there’s a potential shot to be had with her. Even though she’s married, she smiles at me intently, looks at me a little longer than usual and I’ve noticed her looking me up and down. I haven’t made a move yet, because I’d like to get to know her more. I just really want to smell her asshole through the back of her sweatpants. We don’t even have to fuck. I just want to sniff her asshole and maybe oil her ass up and hotdog it (slide the shaft of my cock between her ass cheeks and hump her until I nut).

Of course, I would love to fuck Taylor’s brains out, but it would be good enough being able to take in the pungence of the dirtiest, most private part of her body.

There’s another girl with an incredible ass in there, too, who always wears yoga pants. Holy fuck. They wrap around her ass perfectly. I would love to know what she smells like.

I just love the natural scent of a woman’s asshole. I’m not into the smell of shit. I just love that musky, feminine scent. I’m an ass addict.

Dirty Panties: My Hot Cousins vs. My Girlfriend’s Sister and Cousin

I was raised to shower every day. In my 20s, I still do 95% of the time, as I sweat a lot and work out just about every day. I’ve been conditioned to bathe daily.

So have my hot cousins, and I’m talking about the ones in their 30s. Specifically, I’ll discuss my cousin Sarah. Out of all of them, she’s my dreamfuck. She’s a tall, thick, dirty blonde. She naturally looks like a wicked cocksucker. But I’ve always been obsessed with her big, round ass.

Sarah used to live at my aunt’s (her mom’s), literally down the road from me, less than 15-20 seconds away if you run. She also used to work at this Italian restaurant, and she’d work 12-hour shifts. In the summer, I’d go over there in the morning, head to her bedroom and hump the bed (clothes on) until I orgasmed, fantasizing about humping her ass, fucking her shithole, etc. The crazy thing is, in the years I’d go over there and sniff her dirty panties, only maybe three or four times did her panties ever…. eeeever… feature shit stains. Whenever I’d find a dirty pair of her pantie that did have one, I’d cum harder than hell when I held them to my nose, because they didn’t really smell like shit but smelled like extreme musk. Made me cum harder than ever before. But by and large, after working those 12-hour shifts, her panties would be musky and sometimes feature a piss stain. That was inevitable, because Sarah had — has — a thick ass, and I can only dream of how sweaty it got.

But she showered every day. These days, thinking about how stinky her asshole and panties would have been if she skipped a day of showering and only showered every other day… oh my god… I would have been — and would be if I still had access — in heaven smelling her filthy panties.

This occurs to me, because my girlfriend and her family literally go at least a day without showering. Usually. Unless they do a bunch of taxing, physical work. But even then, they are from the deep south in the U.S. I figured they’d shower daily.

My favorite thing about visiting is getting to smell my girlfriend’s 19-year-old sister Maria’s dirty ass panties. Just knowing that she goes two days between showers makes me cum buckets. I used to think it was disgusting, but I can’t help it. She leaves her filthy panties in a pile in the corner of the bathroom. I love holding the front of them to my nose, right where her pussy would be, and sniffing… but there’s nothing like sniffing the middle to lower-middle back of them, right where her asshole would have pressed against her panties if they wedged between her cheeks. Just thinking about how much she’s been sweating, the dampness, the odor, the musk.. I cum so hard.

Maria’s dirty panties. You can see a stain. I sniffed them and came truckloads.

I have sniffed quite a few of Maria’s shit stained panties. They never have a shit smell, but like my cousin Sarah’s, they are extremely musky. Unf. I want to fuck Maria so badly, but I really, really, really want to bend her over and sniff her asshole myself. I want to rub my nose on it and inhale the pure, raw scent of her feminine, pheromonal musk.

Their 19-year-old cousin Kim is the same way. I was in such a horny trance back in May that I rolled her dirty panties into a ball, stuffed them into my mouth, sucked on ’em and came harder than anybody can imagine.

So filthy. So stinky. So musky.

I’m glad they don’t shower every single day, or else their panties wouldn’t be so stinky. The scent of their assholes from their panties being up against ’em all day wouldn’t be so pungent. I cum so hard, because it’s a joy being able to inhale the scent from the dirtiest, most private part of their body: their shitholes.

Now I only wish my cousins, like Sarah, did that.

I love sniffing my girlfriend’s ass, and she happily obliges, but I want to sniff so many other women’s buttholes as well. I love the musk.

My Ass Sniffing Hierarchy of Sexy Women

I love the smell of a woman’s ripe, feminine, pheromonal, musky asshole. I’m not into the smell of shit, but if I’m sniffing her dirty panties and there’s a 85:15 musk to scat ratio, that’s OK. I’ll still get harder than a rock. I don’t know how this became my number one fetish. During my formative years, I masturbated thinking about smelling, licking and worshiping Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler’s buttholes. When Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” music video came out, I started cumming buckets thinking about her ass and what it smelled like. When Nelly Furtado went full whore in 2006 (not an insult) starting with “Promiscuous Girl” and showing her fat ass off, I started emptying my balls to her.

If anybody is to be the reason for this fetish, it’s probably my cousins Sarah and Rachel. They are both tall, thick and have big butts. Whenever I had access to their dirty panties, I loved sniffing the back of them, imagining how they’d ride between their butt cheeks and attract the musk of their holes. The smell made me cum. Rachel and Sarah were in their 20s then; they are in their late 30s (Sarah) and early 40s (Rachel) now. I’d still sniff their assholes if they asked me to. Girls with big butts have stinkier assholes than girls with smaller ones.. those big cheeks almost pressed together allow for little ventilation, which means more sweat and odor is trapped there… pheromonal musk…

My first love cemented the fact that I can never, ever be with a woman who isn’t 100% in to allowing me to smell her asshole. She was American, but had a Portuguese background from her dad’s side of the family. She was into colorguard (much like my current girlfriend’s hot ass cousin Kimberly) and would allow me to smell her asshole when practice or all-day competitions was over. She’d be tired and would lie down on her stomach while I just spent as much time as I wanted smelling her stinky asshole. She would beg me to. She got super wet whenever she’d feel my breath exhale on her pussy when I sniffed her filthy stinkhole. She’s still, to the this day, the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen or have been with. The relationship ended because she’s a liar and a cheater; she became obsessed with making her folks happy, which destroyed our relationship. Since then, she’d had multiple offspring by two different dudes. I mean, her big ass would make any heterosexual man nut hard and obviously make it difficult to pull out. I just wonder if they sniffed her asshole, too.

My current girlfriend is 100% all in, as well. However, it took me a year into the relationship to have the courage to admit to my ass sniffing fetish, but after I did, she became more and more into it as time ensued. When she was working retail in a place with terrible air conditioning, she’d come home, and say, “Smell my dirty shithole” and I’d sniff her through the back of her jeans before moving on to sniffing her through her panties before removing them and rubbing my nose all over her sweat-riddled, stinky rosebud.

I love sniffing women’s butts. The smell is amazing.

I don’t feel bad about desiring other women, because I want to watch my girlfriend get plowed by multiple big, black cocks. She wants this, too. We’ve even masturbated to the thought of my best friend drilling her as well. But every time we finish fucking, I finger her and she rubs her clit while browsing big, black cock .gif images on Tumblr or she’ll watch white sluts getting destroyed by black guy on porn sites. She has a gaping asshole fantasy. I have a fairly good sized cock, but only a massive black cock can give her that. Thinking about her being with black men makes me cum. So, with that said, whenever I go after other women, I don’t feel bad about it.

I have two ass sniffing hierarchies where I rank the hot women in my life and the female celebrities whose assholes I would love to sniff.

Women from my life whose assholes I want to sniff:

1 UNDISPUTED. My first love (again): Can’t help it. She was the first. She’s still hot today, despite popping out two offspring. She’s a MILF and her ass is still A1. I bet it smells even worse today than what it did when we were together. I’d love to find out. I want to smell her so badly.

2A. My cousin Sarah: She’s 37 and still so fucking hot. Her ass is still mesmerizing to watch. I want to smell it, inhale it, lick it, slobber all over it, lube it up, fuck it and bust a nut deep inside of her shitter. I also want to glaze her face with my cum after she sucks my cock. She looks like a wicked cocksucker, from the look on her face to the way she sexually acts. I’d love to sniff Sarah’s shithole and fuck her.

2B. My cousin Rachel: She’ll be 41 soon. Even though she’s put on a little weight over the years, I’d still sniff her asshole, fuck her, have her suck my cock and blast a load all over her face. I know her asshole stinks, because I’ve smelled her panties after she’s been out at night sweating.

3A. My girlfriend’s cousin Kimberly: Much like my first love, she’s into colorguard. I would give just about anything to rub my nostrils on her sweat-caked shithole after a long day of practice at her college. I smelled her filthy, disgusting panties back in May, and even rolled them up into a ball and stuffed them in my mouth and sucked on them while I shot cum all over myself. She’s soooo hot.

3B. My girlfriend’s sister Maria: The only reason she isn’t the undisputed #3 is because of Kimberly. Kimberly’s butt is bigger than Maria, and plus, Kimberly wears tight clothing to show it off more. It’s very possible that if Maria wore more revealing clothing, she’d supercede Kimberly here. I mean, Maria has a MASSIVE pair of titties. I mean, they aren’t back breakers, but they are really big and 100% natural. I know this doesn’t pertain to butt sniffing, but I would love to suck on her nipples, tittyfuck her and cum all over her titties. She doesn’t like showing her cleavage, but I’ve seen her tits (not whole… but damn, I want to see them whole, naked) and she’s caught me in the past, and they look delicious. I wish she wore more revealing clothing.

If she wore tighter pants, her ass would look amazing, too. I’ve sniffed her dirty panties before, even smelling her shit stained panties a couple of times in the past. Much like my girlfriend and her family, she doesn’t shower every single day, and will sometimes go even two days of no showering. I was weirded out about that at first, but since she leaves her dirty, disgusting panties out and about and I get to smell them and masturbate to her shithole musk, I don’t mind at all. I would love, love, love to smell Maria’s butthole after a long, hot summer’s day.

I’ll update this later. I need to go masturbate.

I Want to Fuck My Girlfriend’s Sister and Their Cousin More Than Ever

We (girlfriend and I) took another trip down south to watch her 18-year-old sister (Maria) and their cousin (Kimberly) graduate. I’m going to cut to the chase.

It was hot and humid down there, just like always.

The night of graduation, Kimberly came over to spend the night, as well as three of their friends. Maria nor Kimberly showered that night. The next morning, they woke us up early — Kimberly, in particular, was still wearing the same shorts from the night before! — and wanted to go to the zoo.

Maria on the left. Kimberly on the right. I hope their buttholes were smelly on this day.

Above…. Maria on the left… Kimberly on the right…

It was so funny, because six of us were stuffed in a car. Thankfully, I was pretty comfortable in the front seat (long legs). Maria remarked that she might have to sit on my lap. My girlfriend quickly told her “hell no, nobody’s sitting on his lap except for me”. Well, honestly, I’d love for Maria to sit on my lap. Even more, sit on my face! I’d love to suck on her big ass titties, bend her over and sniff’n’lick her asshole, become super hard from the musk and pound her wet, tight cunt until I nut.

Long story short: at the zoo, it was extremely hot.

My mind raced. All I could think of and imagine was how dirty and sweaty Kimberly’s butthole must have been. I kept watching it. I hope it stinks. I bet it stinks. It had to stink… no shower since before graduation and we went to the hot ass zoo the next day!

I don’t know why she put those boots on, but I think it’s sexy as fuck whenever a country girl wears boots with shorts or boots with a sundress.

Anyway, see those blue panties sneaking out of the top of the back of Kim’s shorts?

She left them in the bathroom that night.

I sniffed the back of them and just about lost my mind… it was SUPER musky. It smelled so bad. That’s multiple days of musk buildup from her nice, round ass. I know they wedged between her butt cheeks all day at the zoo too. There may have been a very slight.. faint.. fecal smell…. but it was 98.9% musk! I was so overcome by horniness that I rolled her panties up into a ball and shoved them in my mouth, sucking on them before I came hard thinking about her smelly ass.

I want to fuck them so badly.

Yesterday, I Saw The Girl I’ve Always Wanted to Fuck

I was out with my girlfriend, grocery shopping, yesterday when — near the end of our time there — at the end of an aisle I saw Cienna, the girl I’ve probably jacked off and busted nuts to about 50+ times in the last few years.

A few years ago, I discovered her on Facebook (mutual friends) and thought she was hot as hell. I jacked off to her pictures and have done so, off and on, ever since.

A few years ago I went back to college (I’m 26 now). Last year, I had to take chemistry as part of getting my degree. As luck would have it, in the spring of 2016 I the chemistry lecture and lab class with Cienna. She was even sexier in person, wearing tight, dark jeans and leggings on some days.

I will never forget the day she wore leggings during a lab class. Good lord. I think my brain short circuited a few times.

To put it succinctly and ever so boldly without a filter: Cienna is one of the top 3 women whose ass I would love to sniff, smell, inhale, kiss, lick, slobber all over, worship and fuck!

I had my own lab partner, and another girl in the class I was interested with, but I did have a couple of interactions with Cienna, just in passing. I was cordial, respectful, obviously. At the time — and sometimes even now — I couldn’t believe that I had a class with a girl that I’d never met before that I’d spent so much time pumping my cock to! I never pursued her, because at the time she had a boyfriend… and I guess I’m not exactly her type, anyway, if you compare me to him, as I’m rather rugged looking (hairy as hell + facial hair + classic masculine traits) and he is/was boyish as hell looking. In fact, I think he’s a year younger than her!

Anyway, after the semester, I sent her a friend request on Facebook. She never accepted it, albeit she never deleted the request either. Meh, it is what it is. I was hoping she’d accept just so maybe I’d encounter some more pictures of her to cum to. I felt like she never accepted my friend request because either 1.) she forgot about who I was, or 2.) she just didn’t know enough to add me as a friend on Facebook, which is fine. Unfortunate, but fine.

Anywho, last night, at the grocery store, obviously the reasoning is likely the second one over the first one…

When we went down the aisle where I saw her, she was wearing a blue tank top and a little pair of shorts that looked incredible around her nice ass. My brain damn near short circuited again. She was with her parents, it seemed, as she must have been in, visiting, from the college she transferred to (the semester must be over). I almost felt like my girlfriend caught me looking.

When we went to go check out, they were right behind us! I didn’t look at Cienna or make eye contact, but as my girlfriend and I were walking to my car, my girlfriend asked, “Did you know that girl or something?” I said, “Huh? Why?!” and she said, “Because she kept staring at you like she knew you or something. Or maybe staring at you because she wanted to get to know you…”

My girlfriend is super fucking jealous, and I mean suuuuuuper fucking jealous.

Truth is, she probably just noticed and remembered me from chemistry last year. You know, it would be pretty awesome if she (Cienna) wanted to ‘get to know me’… I would gladly, and I mean gladly, allow that to happen in accordance to what my girlfriend believed in her paradigm of all that.

I just told my little lady, “She looks familiar; I don’t know…”

I was so horny last night that I jacked off to Cienna twice.

I just wish she’d accept my friend request.

And then let me sniff and lick her delectable, sweaty, musky, pheromonal ridden shithole.

I Sniffed My Girlfriend’s Sister’s Shit Stained Panties

I wrote about my girlfriend’s 18-year-old sister Maria in a previous post, and for good reason.

My girlfriend and I were visiting her family recently. It had been five days since I’d busted a nut when I woke up one morning to piss. The bathroom is Maria’s. In the corner, a big pile of her dirty clothes were sprawled out. I was eager to blow a load, and I was horny enough to want to sniff her dirty panties. Thoughts about the dirty underwear resting against her 18-year-old pussy and shithole all day drove me wild.

I went through a variety of Maria’s dirty panties with just a scant amount of scent on them. I was annoyed, because I knew she had to be producing some funky pheromones — I’d smelled her panties before.

And then I found a pair. Fuck, did I ever.

There was a very slight, dried shit stain on a pair of her dirty panties in the middle of the pile. I sat back on the toilet with my hard cock in the grasp of my left hand and held the back-end of those dirty panties to my nose — right where Maria’s shit-stain existed, and I took a big whiff. Within the whiff of her shit-stained panties, Maria packed a hardcore pheromonal punch. The scent was rich with musk and earthy dirtiness. Within moments I was cumming all over myself.

I’ll never fuck things up with my girlfriend, but I would love to sniff and lick Maria’s shithole. God. I would love that so badly. I want to know what she smells like…