Some of the Women on Reddit’s GoneWild Subreddits are Morons

If you are a grown woman and show off your sexy body on GoneWild-esque NSFW subreddits, it is reasonable that you should expect men (and some women) to make lewd, crude, sexually explicit comments.

I just saw this Canadian whore post a slew of pictures. She showed her face wearing sunglasses where her big ol’ titties are rocking out. Now, MILFs aren’t my favorite, but she made me hard. I figured she was 43 years old until she mentioned the 84 in her username was a reference to 1984. Wow. She looks 10 years older than what she is.

Regardless, she still had a nice body.

I saw some guy write that she was sexy and that he’d love to bust a nut all over her face and watch the cascade of nut drip onto her titties.

Again, posting in a NSFW subreddit that is inevitably going to cause a horde of people to masturbate to you will obviously yield those comments.

I agree with him. I’d like to do the same.

She simply commented back, “Gross dude”.

What a dumbfuck. Don’t publicly post in such places on the world wide web where you will get those comments and then react negatively to them. Goddamn dumbass.

There’s a lot of reasonable women on those subreddits who actually love those comments. They post those pictures not only for the attention and compliments but also to get viewers off.

People who get mad when they pose nude and then get those comments are fucking retards. She is. Instant turnoff.

There’s another babe who posts her big, ol’ beautiful booty often. It’s a perfect ass. I would love to lick it, sniff it, smell it and inhale it, but she acts like a total prude to people who compliment her. But oh, she’s on there for the attention? You betcha. Utter dumbass.

Happy 4th.

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I Need to Fuck My Chubby Cousin


This is my cousin; she’s a second cousin. Typically I’m not attracted to her, but here’s the deal: I haven’t orgasmed in a week, and she posted these pictures of her massive titties. These pictures made me super hard, and I’ve been jacking off — edging — to her all day. I would love to help her get naked, bend her over and fuck the ever-living shit out of her. I’m 98.5% sure she’s a virgin. She’s 22-years-old and has a cheerfully, optimistic attitude. I’m pretty optimistic about fucking her right now.

Specifically, I want her to unleash that big rack of hers and let me suck on her nipples before I get my cock between those jugs, tittyfuck her and bust a huge nut on those big titties. Fuck. I would love a blowjob from her. I’d love for her to suck my cock, look me in the eyes and then whenever I’m ready I’ll pump my cum all over her face and onto her titties, delivering a cascade of nut for her. Goddamn I need to cum. (On her…)

I Want to Fuck An Older Woman So Badly

This is my thought process today. I want to fuck an older woman so badly. There’s been one on my brain for a while, one that I would LOVE to fuck more than all the others, but she’s on the other side of the country.

There’s this thing about a lot of people fetishizing MILFs/cougars. I mean, it’s not my favorite kink/thing, but today I’m feeling it. However, a lot of people when talking about cougars want to only talk about models or model-esque women. Not real life women. I occasionally watch porn, but I mostly watch the incest stuff or interracial stuff. But mostly the well acted incest material, because I enjoy the buildup.

I was on Lush Stories for a couple of years a long time ago (2011-2012, some in 2013) and this one older woman (in her 50s) befriended me and started raving about how hairy I am. (Greek/Italian genetics, I guess.) I sent her multiple shirtless pictures of me, which culminated in eventually me sending her a picture of my cock. She wasn’t a model/goddess type woman, but she — in my opinion — was attractive! She had big titties and a plump ass.

I wish we could have met in person. Her pussy would have seen more creampies than ever. We talked on the phone a good bit and we’d have sex chats and masturbate together. She seemed to cum harder than hell when I said, “Does it drive you crazy that a guy that’s about 30 years younger than you wants to dominate you and cum balls deep in your wet, little cunt?”

She’s not the woman I’m referring to in the opening of this post, but I’m just delineating one of my quasi-moments with an older woman. I didn’t really hear from her much after 2013. I started dating my current girlfriend in 2014, and I just quit going to Lush. Her profile isn’t available on there anymore. I would have loved to have fucked her.

I Want to Sniff, Lick and Fuck My Cousin Rachel’s Asshole

I’m 26-years-old. I have four cousins that I’ve been wanting to fuck for the past 15 years. Literally. I have genuinely jacked off to all four of them for 15 years. Not constantly. But every now and again I’ll get the urge to fantasize about fucking them senseless.

Rachel is 40. Sarah is 37. (They are sisters.) Sabrina is 35 and Miranda is 32 (They are sisters).

I think this originally started even before 2002 sometime, because on weekends Sabrina and Miranda would come over, and we’d all sleep together after staying up in bed, watching old sitcoms, eating salted apples and sunflower seeds. They would moan, masturbate and grind…

I became obsessed with Rachel’s and Sarah’s asses. They are both tall and thick women. Rachel is a brunette and Sarah is a dirty blonde. They both have tramp stamp tattoos (lower back). I was told in the 6th grade that girls who had tramp stamps liked being fucked up the ass and having cum shot onto their lower back (the ‘bulls eye’) so every time I got to walk behind Rachel and Sarah, I’d stare at their big, fat, juicy, bouncy, delicious asses and my formative mind would go into overdrive imagining how they must like it up the ass.

Today, I’m just thinking about my cousin Rachel. Sarah is hotter, but I’m just in need of Rachel’s ripe shithole today. I would love to bend her over and just smell her asshole. I want to take in her musk. I want to know how musky her hole must be. Of course, I’d have to lick it and slobber all over it. Inevitably, I’d have to lube her shitter up and fuck it until I cum balls deep inside of her.

Of course… I’d also love to face-fuck the aforementioned cousins and empty my balls on their face. The fact that they are my first cousins makes it even more intense. The incest taboo factor… I’ve been cumming to these fantasies for 15 years now and I don’t think I’ll stop anytime soon. I would love to sniff, lick and drill their assholes and fill ’em with cum.

But Rachel…. right now I really want to — after I sniff and rub my nose all over her musky asshole — sit back on the couch right before she hops on top of me and rides my dick until I erupt balls deep into her cunt. That would feel so good. I would love to make out with her while she rides me, too. She has such thick, kissable lips. Perfect dick sucking lips.

My Buddy’s Girlfriend Wants to Fuck Me

For all this talk about how I want to watch my girlfriend fuck other men (read: black men with big dicks), it’s funny how things can be different in other ways.

I hosted a barbecue yesterday for Mother’s Day on four hours of sleep (I watched UFC 211 the night before). I smoked two pork shoulders, two chuck roasts, bacon, bacon wrapped jalapeno peppers, potatoes, country pork ribs, chicken thighs and two whole cornish hens.

My buddy Kevin brought his wife Amber over. This was my first time meeting her.

I didn’t really think much about her last night. I thought she had a nice ass. She wore a dark pair of jeans that wrapped around it nicely.

Kevin texted me that Amber loved the food and kept saying that I should open up my own restaurant.

This morning, he texted me and said that Amber wants to fuck me. He asked about my interest.

My interest? Damn, fuck, shit, yes. I would love to bend Amber over and feel her round rump clap against me. Yes, yes, yes. Come on over, Amber.

Yesterday, I Saw The Girl I’ve Always Wanted to Fuck

I was out with my girlfriend, grocery shopping, yesterday when — near the end of our time there — at the end of an aisle I saw Cienna, the girl I’ve probably jacked off and busted nuts to about 50+ times in the last few years.

A few years ago, I discovered her on Facebook (mutual friends) and thought she was hot as hell. I jacked off to her pictures and have done so, off and on, ever since.

A few years ago I went back to college (I’m 26 now). Last year, I had to take chemistry as part of getting my degree. As luck would have it, in the spring of 2016 I the chemistry lecture and lab class with Cienna. She was even sexier in person, wearing tight, dark jeans and leggings on some days.

I will never forget the day she wore leggings during a lab class. Good lord. I think my brain short circuited a few times.

To put it succinctly and ever so boldly without a filter: Cienna is one of the top 3 women whose ass I would love to sniff, smell, inhale, kiss, lick, slobber all over, worship and fuck!

I had my own lab partner, and another girl in the class I was interested with, but I did have a couple of interactions with Cienna, just in passing. I was cordial, respectful, obviously. At the time — and sometimes even now — I couldn’t believe that I had a class with a girl that I’d never met before that I’d spent so much time pumping my cock to! I never pursued her, because at the time she had a boyfriend… and I guess I’m not exactly her type, anyway, if you compare me to him, as I’m rather rugged looking (hairy as hell + facial hair + classic masculine traits) and he is/was boyish as hell looking. In fact, I think he’s a year younger than her!

Anyway, after the semester, I sent her a friend request on Facebook. She never accepted it, albeit she never deleted the request either. Meh, it is what it is. I was hoping she’d accept just so maybe I’d encounter some more pictures of her to cum to. I felt like she never accepted my friend request because either 1.) she forgot about who I was, or 2.) she just didn’t know enough to add me as a friend on Facebook, which is fine. Unfortunate, but fine.

Anywho, last night, at the grocery store, obviously the reasoning is likely the second one over the first one…

When we went down the aisle where I saw her, she was wearing a blue tank top and a little pair of shorts that looked incredible around her nice ass. My brain damn near short circuited again. She was with her parents, it seemed, as she must have been in, visiting, from the college she transferred to (the semester must be over). I almost felt like my girlfriend caught me looking.

When we went to go check out, they were right behind us! I didn’t look at Cienna or make eye contact, but as my girlfriend and I were walking to my car, my girlfriend asked, “Did you know that girl or something?” I said, “Huh? Why?!” and she said, “Because she kept staring at you like she knew you or something. Or maybe staring at you because she wanted to get to know you…”

My girlfriend is super fucking jealous, and I mean suuuuuuper fucking jealous.

Truth is, she probably just noticed and remembered me from chemistry last year. You know, it would be pretty awesome if she (Cienna) wanted to ‘get to know me’… I would gladly, and I mean gladly, allow that to happen in accordance to what my girlfriend believed in her paradigm of all that.

I just told my little lady, “She looks familiar; I don’t know…”

I was so horny last night that I jacked off to Cienna twice.

I just wish she’d accept my friend request.

And then let me sniff and lick her delectable, sweaty, musky, pheromonal ridden shithole.

My Girlfriend Needs to Fuck Black Men

Yes. Black men. Plural.

I’ve always had this fetish when it comes to significant others. Ever since my first girlfriend, I’ve imagined her/them fucking other men. I busted so many nuts fantasizing about my first love getting destroyed by big, black cocks. Then again, hell, I used to cum to the fantasy of my first love getting fucked by her father. So.. yeah.

I can’t help it. Guess I’m just super kinky/horny and have a shithorde of fantasies.

My girlfriend’s ripe ass. I took this picture a few months ago. We’d spent the entire day riding around and she said she sweated a lot. I’d love to see a black man with a big, black cock remove that stinky thong before licking her tight asshole and going balls deep in her snowbunny pussy, drilling her as she gets her cunt juices all over his BBC.

My girlfriend’s ripe ass. I took this picture a few months ago. We’d spent the entire day riding around and she said she sweated a lot. I’d love to see a black man with a big, black cock remove that stinky thong before licking her tight asshole and going balls deep in her snowbunny pussy, drilling her as she gets her cunt juices all over his BBC. Her asshole was so musky in that pic. Musky in the best way possible Feminine, pheromonal musk.

When I first met Dana, I’ll never forget when she told me she didn’t believe in interracial mixing/marriages. Literally immediately, I was fantasizing about her getting dominated by big, fat, black cocks.

I knew her southern motivated racism was derived from her parents. They influenced that. She’s originally from the deep south. The fantasy of her rebelling against her parents’ racist wishes and getting dominated by a black man drove (drives) me insane! I knew she inherently loved big, black cock from the minute she showed me the porn she watches and I saw the interracial ones.

When we were fucking one day, I initiated conversation towards about how she’d fuck any dick I told her to. She said, “Mhm” and I said, “But you want the big, fat black ones the most” and she admitted it.

I want to get her a big, black dildo so that we can continue this fantasy.

I can’t help it. I want to fuck her sister and her cousin. I want her to get ate out and fingered by my butch, lesbian cousin. And I want her, Dana, to get dominated by a big, black cock and cum all over it.