I love the smell of a woman’s ripe, feminine, pheromonal, musky asshole. I’m not into the smell of shit, but if I’m sniffing her dirty panties and there’s a 85:15 musk to scat ratio, that’s OK. I’ll still get harder than a rock. I don’t know how this became my number one fetish. During my formative years, I masturbated thinking about smelling, licking and worshiping Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler’s buttholes. When Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” music video came out, I started cumming buckets thinking about her ass and what it smelled like. When Nelly Furtado went full whore in 2006 (not an insult) starting with “Promiscuous Girl” and showing her fat ass off, I started emptying my balls to her.
If anybody is to be the reason for this fetish, it’s probably my cousins Sarah and Rachel. They are both tall, thick and have big butts. Whenever I had access to their dirty panties, I loved sniffing the back of them, imagining how they’d ride between their butt cheeks and attract the musk of their holes. The smell made me cum. Rachel and Sarah were in their 20s then; they are in their late 30s (Sarah) and early 40s (Rachel) now. I’d still sniff their assholes if they asked me to. Girls with big butts have stinkier assholes than girls with smaller ones.. those big cheeks almost pressed together allow for little ventilation, which means more sweat and odor is trapped there… pheromonal musk…
My first love cemented the fact that I can never, ever be with a woman who isn’t 100% in to allowing me to smell her asshole. She was American, but had a Portuguese background from her dad’s side of the family. She was into colorguard (much like my current girlfriend’s hot ass cousin Kimberly) and would allow me to smell her asshole when practice or all-day competitions was over. She’d be tired and would lie down on her stomach while I just spent as much time as I wanted smelling her stinky asshole. She would beg me to. She got super wet whenever she’d feel my breath exhale on her pussy when I sniffed her filthy stinkhole. She’s still, to the this day, the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen or have been with. The relationship ended because she’s a liar and a cheater; she became obsessed with making her folks happy, which destroyed our relationship. Since then, she’d had multiple offspring by two different dudes. I mean, her big ass would make any heterosexual man nut hard and obviously make it difficult to pull out. I just wonder if they sniffed her asshole, too.
My current girlfriend is 100% all in, as well. However, it took me a year into the relationship to have the courage to admit to my ass sniffing fetish, but after I did, she became more and more into it as time ensued. When she was working retail in a place with terrible air conditioning, she’d come home, and say, “Smell my dirty shithole” and I’d sniff her through the back of her jeans before moving on to sniffing her through her panties before removing them and rubbing my nose all over her sweat-riddled, stinky rosebud.
I love sniffing women’s butts. The smell is amazing.
I don’t feel bad about desiring other women, because I want to watch my girlfriend get plowed by multiple big, black cocks. She wants this, too. We’ve even masturbated to the thought of my best friend drilling her as well. But every time we finish fucking, I finger her and she rubs her clit while browsing big, black cock .gif images on Tumblr or she’ll watch white sluts getting destroyed by black guy on porn sites. She has a gaping asshole fantasy. I have a fairly good sized cock, but only a massive black cock can give her that. Thinking about her being with black men makes me cum. So, with that said, whenever I go after other women, I don’t feel bad about it.
I have two ass sniffing hierarchies where I rank the hot women in my life and the female celebrities whose assholes I would love to sniff.
Women from my life whose assholes I want to sniff:
1 UNDISPUTED. My first love (again): Can’t help it. She was the first. She’s still hot today, despite popping out two offspring. She’s a MILF and her ass is still A1. I bet it smells even worse today than what it did when we were together. I’d love to find out. I want to smell her so badly.
2A. My cousin Sarah: She’s 37 and still so fucking hot. Her ass is still mesmerizing to watch. I want to smell it, inhale it, lick it, slobber all over it, lube it up, fuck it and bust a nut deep inside of her shitter. I also want to glaze her face with my cum after she sucks my cock. She looks like a wicked cocksucker, from the look on her face to the way she sexually acts. I’d love to sniff Sarah’s shithole and fuck her.
2B. My cousin Rachel: She’ll be 41 soon. Even though she’s put on a little weight over the years, I’d still sniff her asshole, fuck her, have her suck my cock and blast a load all over her face. I know her asshole stinks, because I’ve smelled her panties after she’s been out at night sweating.
3A. My girlfriend’s cousin Kimberly: Much like my first love, she’s into colorguard. I would give just about anything to rub my nostrils on her sweat-caked shithole after a long day of practice at her college. I smelled her filthy, disgusting panties back in May, and even rolled them up into a ball and stuffed them in my mouth and sucked on them while I shot cum all over myself. She’s soooo hot.
3B. My girlfriend’s sister Maria: The only reason she isn’t the undisputed #3 is because of Kimberly. Kimberly’s butt is bigger than Maria, and plus, Kimberly wears tight clothing to show it off more. It’s very possible that if Maria wore more revealing clothing, she’d supercede Kimberly here. I mean, Maria has a MASSIVE pair of titties. I mean, they aren’t back breakers, but they are really big and 100% natural. I know this doesn’t pertain to butt sniffing, but I would love to suck on her nipples, tittyfuck her and cum all over her titties. She doesn’t like showing her cleavage, but I’ve seen her tits (not whole… but damn, I want to see them whole, naked) and she’s caught me in the past, and they look delicious. I wish she wore more revealing clothing.
If she wore tighter pants, her ass would look amazing, too. I’ve sniffed her dirty panties before, even smelling her shit stained panties a couple of times in the past. Much like my girlfriend and her family, she doesn’t shower every single day, and will sometimes go even two days of no showering. I was weirded out about that at first, but since she leaves her dirty, disgusting panties out and about and I get to smell them and masturbate to her shithole musk, I don’t mind at all. I would love, love, love to smell Maria’s butthole after a long, hot summer’s day.
I’ll update this later. I need to go masturbate.