My Ass Sniffing Hierarchy of Sexy Women

I love the smell of a woman’s ripe, feminine, pheromonal, musky asshole. I’m not into the smell of shit, but if I’m sniffing her dirty panties and there’s a 85:15 musk to scat ratio, that’s OK. I’ll still get harder than a rock. I don’t know how this became my number one fetish. During my formative years, I masturbated thinking about smelling, licking and worshiping Trish Stratus and Stacy Keibler’s buttholes. When Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love” music video came out, I started cumming buckets thinking about her ass and what it smelled like. When Nelly Furtado went full whore in 2006 (not an insult) starting with “Promiscuous Girl” and showing her fat ass off, I started emptying my balls to her.

If anybody is to be the reason for this fetish, it’s probably my cousins Sarah and Rachel. They are both tall, thick and have big butts. Whenever I had access to their dirty panties, I loved sniffing the back of them, imagining how they’d ride between their butt cheeks and attract the musk of their holes. The smell made me cum. Rachel and Sarah were in their 20s then; they are in their late 30s (Sarah) and early 40s (Rachel) now. I’d still sniff their assholes if they asked me to. Girls with big butts have stinkier assholes than girls with smaller ones.. those big cheeks almost pressed together allow for little ventilation, which means more sweat and odor is trapped there… pheromonal musk…

My first love cemented the fact that I can never, ever be with a woman who isn’t 100% in to allowing me to smell her asshole. She was American, but had a Portuguese background from her dad’s side of the family. She was into colorguard (much like my current girlfriend’s hot ass cousin Kimberly) and would allow me to smell her asshole when practice or all-day competitions was over. She’d be tired and would lie down on her stomach while I just spent as much time as I wanted smelling her stinky asshole. She would beg me to. She got super wet whenever she’d feel my breath exhale on her pussy when I sniffed her filthy stinkhole. She’s still, to the this day, the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen or have been with. The relationship ended because she’s a liar and a cheater; she became obsessed with making her folks happy, which destroyed our relationship. Since then, she’d had multiple offspring by two different dudes. I mean, her big ass would make any heterosexual man nut hard and obviously make it difficult to pull out. I just wonder if they sniffed her asshole, too.

My current girlfriend is 100% all in, as well. However, it took me a year into the relationship to have the courage to admit to my ass sniffing fetish, but after I did, she became more and more into it as time ensued. When she was working retail in a place with terrible air conditioning, she’d come home, and say, “Smell my dirty shithole” and I’d sniff her through the back of her jeans before moving on to sniffing her through her panties before removing them and rubbing my nose all over her sweat-riddled, stinky rosebud.

I love sniffing women’s butts. The smell is amazing.

I don’t feel bad about desiring other women, because I want to watch my girlfriend get plowed by multiple big, black cocks. She wants this, too. We’ve even masturbated to the thought of my best friend drilling her as well. But every time we finish fucking, I finger her and she rubs her clit while browsing big, black cock .gif images on Tumblr or she’ll watch white sluts getting destroyed by black guy on porn sites. She has a gaping asshole fantasy. I have a fairly good sized cock, but only a massive black cock can give her that. Thinking about her being with black men makes me cum. So, with that said, whenever I go after other women, I don’t feel bad about it.

I have two ass sniffing hierarchies where I rank the hot women in my life and the female celebrities whose assholes I would love to sniff.

Women from my life whose assholes I want to sniff:

1 UNDISPUTED. My first love (again): Can’t help it. She was the first. She’s still hot today, despite popping out two offspring. She’s a MILF and her ass is still A1. I bet it smells even worse today than what it did when we were together. I’d love to find out. I want to smell her so badly.

2A. My cousin Sarah: She’s 37 and still so fucking hot. Her ass is still mesmerizing to watch. I want to smell it, inhale it, lick it, slobber all over it, lube it up, fuck it and bust a nut deep inside of her shitter. I also want to glaze her face with my cum after she sucks my cock. She looks like a wicked cocksucker, from the look on her face to the way she sexually acts. I’d love to sniff Sarah’s shithole and fuck her.

2B. My cousin Rachel: She’ll be 41 soon. Even though she’s put on a little weight over the years, I’d still sniff her asshole, fuck her, have her suck my cock and blast a load all over her face. I know her asshole stinks, because I’ve smelled her panties after she’s been out at night sweating.

3A. My girlfriend’s cousin Kimberly: Much like my first love, she’s into colorguard. I would give just about anything to rub my nostrils on her sweat-caked shithole after a long day of practice at her college. I smelled her filthy, disgusting panties back in May, and even rolled them up into a ball and stuffed them in my mouth and sucked on them while I shot cum all over myself. She’s soooo hot.

3B. My girlfriend’s sister Maria: The only reason she isn’t the undisputed #3 is because of Kimberly. Kimberly’s butt is bigger than Maria, and plus, Kimberly wears tight clothing to show it off more. It’s very possible that if Maria wore more revealing clothing, she’d supercede Kimberly here. I mean, Maria has a MASSIVE pair of titties. I mean, they aren’t back breakers, but they are really big and 100% natural. I know this doesn’t pertain to butt sniffing, but I would love to suck on her nipples, tittyfuck her and cum all over her titties. She doesn’t like showing her cleavage, but I’ve seen her tits (not whole… but damn, I want to see them whole, naked) and she’s caught me in the past, and they look delicious. I wish she wore more revealing clothing.

If she wore tighter pants, her ass would look amazing, too. I’ve sniffed her dirty panties before, even smelling her shit stained panties a couple of times in the past. Much like my girlfriend and her family, she doesn’t shower every single day, and will sometimes go even two days of no showering. I was weirded out about that at first, but since she leaves her dirty, disgusting panties out and about and I get to smell them and masturbate to her shithole musk, I don’t mind at all. I would love, love, love to smell Maria’s butthole after a long, hot summer’s day.

I’ll update this later. I need to go masturbate.

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In-Law Incest/BBC Interracial Fantasies and I Fucked My Aunt (In a Dream)

I haven’t thought about fucking my aunt in a while. I was never jacking off to her constantly or anything, but in the past I have pumped cum thinking about creampie’ing her. I’ve even came into her panties years ago.

But a couple of nights ago, I had a vivid dream about fucking her. She was sitting on a barstool, totally naked, and I was slowly pumping my cock in and out of her while she let out soft, drawn out moans. We kissed and I sucked on her nipples. I woke up harder than hell, more-so than I’d woken up in a long time. I went to my computer, pulled up my go-to picture of her from the beach where her big titties are on display and busted a monster nut thinking about engaging in some classic aunt/nephew incest. If she ever offered me sex, I’d bend her over and pound her pussy in a heartbeat. I actually think that’s what she needs: to be fucked like a hot woman.

We are going back down south soon. I can’t wait to smell my girlfriend’s sister’s dirty panties. Outside of the good food, it’s what I look forward to the most, because she always leaves them in the corner of the bathroom, piled up. I can always hope for their cousin’s dirty panties as well, but she doesn’t always come over. The thing that drives me wild is, they all don’t shower every single day. Maria (girlfriend’s sister) will go a day or two without showering. Sometimes she’ll wear the same panties and sometimes she’ll switch.

I love it when Maria has stains on her panties. I don’t care if you think it’s disgusting. I love, love, love smelling the back end of her panties and thinking about how they’ve been pressed against her shithole in the deep south heat for longer than a day. The musky pheromones are intense. Sure, the science on pheromones in humans is inconclusive, but there’s a reason her raw, natural, feminine, pheromonal stench makes my cock ache. I love looking at her in the eye and thinking to myself how I know what her shithole smells like. I love that knowledge, because it’s the dirtiest, most private part of her body, and I know what it smells like. More than anything, I want to bend both her and their cousin Kim over and smell their assholes after a long, hot day just to take in their pheromones and have that dirty, personal knowledge of what they smell like. They are college girls now. I want to fuck them both.

I’m sure the people reading this are thinking, “This goddamn jackass has a girlfriend and is jacking off to all this instead!”

Well, to be fair, both my girlfriend and I both have an extreme fantasy about a big black cock dominating and fucking the shit out of her (my girlfriend). I want to watch.

Every time my girlfriend orgasms, she’s on Tumblr rubbing her clit to big black cock related things.

She’s chubby/thick, 5’1″ and has dirty blonde hair with blue eyes. I’ve fantasized about my girlfriend being destroyed by a big, black cock ever since we first met, when she told me how she doesn’t believe in interracial relationships, and how she has racist parents. But the dead giveaway was when she had interracial porn on her old laptop. Makes me cum like a freight train thinking about her getting destroyed by a BBC, and she knows it!

Whenever she jacks me off, I ask her to tell me about our BBC fantasy, about how she loves black men. She knows that I want to watch her get destroyed by a massive black cock, and how I want her to stare at me in the eyes while she gets drilled, while she soaks his black meat in her cunt juices and orgasms on his cock. I want my girlfriend to orgasm on a black cock so badly. The thought of her sucking and fucking a BBC is in my top 3 fantasies.

The only thing she says she refuses to do is kiss him. She won’t kiss him. However, in my fantasy, she’s riding his dick with her arms wrapped around him, and in the heat of the moment she locks lips with him. I can’t help it. I want to watch my girlfriend kiss a black guy while his big, black cock is shooting a load into her aching racist cunt.

I’m so hard right now just thinking about it, I’m gonna have to go jack off to it.

I Want to Fuck My Girlfriend’s Sister and Their Cousin More Than Ever

We (girlfriend and I) took another trip down south to watch her 18-year-old sister (Maria) and their cousin (Kimberly) graduate. I’m going to cut to the chase.

It was hot and humid down there, just like always.

The night of graduation, Kimberly came over to spend the night, as well as three of their friends. Maria nor Kimberly showered that night. The next morning, they woke us up early — Kimberly, in particular, was still wearing the same shorts from the night before! — and wanted to go to the zoo.

Maria on the left. Kimberly on the right. I hope their buttholes were smelly on this day.

Above…. Maria on the left… Kimberly on the right…

It was so funny, because six of us were stuffed in a car. Thankfully, I was pretty comfortable in the front seat (long legs). Maria remarked that she might have to sit on my lap. My girlfriend quickly told her “hell no, nobody’s sitting on his lap except for me”. Well, honestly, I’d love for Maria to sit on my lap. Even more, sit on my face! I’d love to suck on her big ass titties, bend her over and sniff’n’lick her asshole, become super hard from the musk and pound her wet, tight cunt until I nut.

Long story short: at the zoo, it was extremely hot.

My mind raced. All I could think of and imagine was how dirty and sweaty Kimberly’s butthole must have been. I kept watching it. I hope it stinks. I bet it stinks. It had to stink… no shower since before graduation and we went to the hot ass zoo the next day!

I don’t know why she put those boots on, but I think it’s sexy as fuck whenever a country girl wears boots with shorts or boots with a sundress.

Anyway, see those blue panties sneaking out of the top of the back of Kim’s shorts?

She left them in the bathroom that night.

I sniffed the back of them and just about lost my mind… it was SUPER musky. It smelled so bad. That’s multiple days of musk buildup from her nice, round ass. I know they wedged between her butt cheeks all day at the zoo too. There may have been a very slight.. faint.. fecal smell…. but it was 98.9% musk! I was so overcome by horniness that I rolled her panties up into a ball and shoved them in my mouth, sucking on them before I came hard thinking about her smelly ass.

I want to fuck them so badly.

Some of the Women on Reddit’s GoneWild Subreddits are Morons

If you are a grown woman and show off your sexy body on GoneWild-esque NSFW subreddits, it is reasonable that you should expect men (and some women) to make lewd, crude, sexually explicit comments.

I just saw this Canadian whore post a slew of pictures. She showed her face wearing sunglasses where her big ol’ titties are rocking out. Now, MILFs aren’t my favorite, but she made me hard. I figured she was 43 years old until she mentioned the 84 in her username was a reference to 1984. Wow. She looks 10 years older than what she is.

Regardless, she still had a nice body.

I saw some guy write that she was sexy and that he’d love to bust a nut all over her face and watch the cascade of nut drip onto her titties.

Again, posting in a NSFW subreddit that is inevitably going to cause a horde of people to masturbate to you will obviously yield those comments.

I agree with him. I’d like to do the same.

She simply commented back, “Gross dude”.

What a dumbfuck. Don’t publicly post in such places on the world wide web where you will get those comments and then react negatively to them. Goddamn dumbass.

There’s a lot of reasonable women on those subreddits who actually love those comments. They post those pictures not only for the attention and compliments but also to get viewers off.

People who get mad when they pose nude and then get those comments are fucking retards. She is. Instant turnoff.

There’s another babe who posts her big, ol’ beautiful booty often. It’s a perfect ass. I would love to lick it, sniff it, smell it and inhale it, but she acts like a total prude to people who compliment her. But oh, she’s on there for the attention? You betcha. Utter dumbass.

Happy 4th.

I Need to Fuck My Chubby Cousin


This is my cousin; she’s a second cousin. Typically I’m not attracted to her, but here’s the deal: I haven’t orgasmed in a week, and she posted these pictures of her massive titties. These pictures made me super hard, and I’ve been jacking off — edging — to her all day. I would love to help her get naked, bend her over and fuck the ever-living shit out of her. I’m 98.5% sure she’s a virgin. She’s 22-years-old and has a cheerfully, optimistic attitude. I’m pretty optimistic about fucking her right now.

Specifically, I want her to unleash that big rack of hers and let me suck on her nipples before I get my cock between those jugs, tittyfuck her and bust a huge nut on those big titties. Fuck. I would love a blowjob from her. I’d love for her to suck my cock, look me in the eyes and then whenever I’m ready I’ll pump my cum all over her face and onto her titties, delivering a cascade of nut for her. Goddamn I need to cum. (On her…)

I Want to Fuck An Older Woman So Badly

This is my thought process today. I want to fuck an older woman so badly. There’s been one on my brain for a while, one that I would LOVE to fuck more than all the others, but she’s on the other side of the country.

There’s this thing about a lot of people fetishizing MILFs/cougars. I mean, it’s not my favorite kink/thing, but today I’m feeling it. However, a lot of people when talking about cougars want to only talk about models or model-esque women. Not real life women. I occasionally watch porn, but I mostly watch the incest stuff or interracial stuff. But mostly the well acted incest material, because I enjoy the buildup.

I was on Lush Stories for a couple of years a long time ago (2011-2012, some in 2013) and this one older woman (in her 50s) befriended me and started raving about how hairy I am. (Greek/Italian genetics, I guess.) I sent her multiple shirtless pictures of me, which culminated in eventually me sending her a picture of my cock. She wasn’t a model/goddess type woman, but she — in my opinion — was attractive! She had big titties and a plump ass.

I wish we could have met in person. Her pussy would have seen more creampies than ever. We talked on the phone a good bit and we’d have sex chats and masturbate together. She seemed to cum harder than hell when I said, “Does it drive you crazy that a guy that’s about 30 years younger than you wants to dominate you and cum balls deep in your wet, little cunt?”

She’s not the woman I’m referring to in the opening of this post, but I’m just delineating one of my quasi-moments with an older woman. I didn’t really hear from her much after 2013. I started dating my current girlfriend in 2014, and I just quit going to Lush. Her profile isn’t available on there anymore. I would have loved to have fucked her.

I Want to Sniff, Lick and Fuck My Cousin Rachel’s Asshole

I’m 26-years-old. I have four cousins that I’ve been wanting to fuck for the past 15 years. Literally. I have genuinely jacked off to all four of them for 15 years. Not constantly. But every now and again I’ll get the urge to fantasize about fucking them senseless.

Rachel is 40. Sarah is 37. (They are sisters.) Sabrina is 35 and Miranda is 32 (They are sisters).

I think this originally started even before 2002 sometime, because on weekends Sabrina and Miranda would come over, and we’d all sleep together after staying up in bed, watching old sitcoms, eating salted apples and sunflower seeds. They would moan, masturbate and grind…

I became obsessed with Rachel’s and Sarah’s asses. They are both tall and thick women. Rachel is a brunette and Sarah is a dirty blonde. They both have tramp stamp tattoos (lower back). I was told in the 6th grade that girls who had tramp stamps liked being fucked up the ass and having cum shot onto their lower back (the ‘bulls eye’) so every time I got to walk behind Rachel and Sarah, I’d stare at their big, fat, juicy, bouncy, delicious asses and my formative mind would go into overdrive imagining how they must like it up the ass.

Today, I’m just thinking about my cousin Rachel. Sarah is hotter, but I’m just in need of Rachel’s ripe shithole today. I would love to bend her over and just smell her asshole. I want to take in her musk. I want to know how musky her hole must be. Of course, I’d have to lick it and slobber all over it. Inevitably, I’d have to lube her shitter up and fuck it until I cum balls deep inside of her.

Of course… I’d also love to face-fuck the aforementioned cousins and empty my balls on their face. The fact that they are my first cousins makes it even more intense. The incest taboo factor… I’ve been cumming to these fantasies for 15 years now and I don’t think I’ll stop anytime soon. I would love to sniff, lick and drill their assholes and fill ’em with cum.

But Rachel…. right now I really want to — after I sniff and rub my nose all over her musky asshole — sit back on the couch right before she hops on top of me and rides my dick until I erupt balls deep into her cunt. That would feel so good. I would love to make out with her while she rides me, too. She has such thick, kissable lips. Perfect dick sucking lips.